Fish-slice taken to dig grave with.

By regrettable accident fish-slice broken.

Defence: 'The cook oughtn't to keep dead mice in pantries.' Wednesday .-- Chopped suet left on kitchen table.

Robert added chopped soap, but he says he thought the suet was soap too.
Thursday .-- Broke the kitchen window by falling against it during a perfectly fair game of bandits in the area.
Friday .-- Stopped up grating of kitchen sink with putty and filled sink with water to make a lake to sail paper boats in.

Went away and left the tap running.