Ef you must have 'em, why let me _rec_-ommend Bost'n.

Drove hack there wunst, myself." Then after a pause he proceeded with the deliberation of a judge: "It's the best village I ever lay eyes on fer idees, is Bost'n.

Thicker'n hops! Grow single and in bunches.

Have s'cieties there fer idees.

Used to make money outen the fellows with idees, cartin 'em round to anniversaries and sich.
Ef you only wear a nice slick plug-hat there, you kin believe anything you choose or not, and be a gentleman all the same.