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Sketches by Boz

CHAPTER XIV--VAUXHALL-GARDENS BY DAY
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There was one little man in faded black, with a dirty face and a rusty black neckerchief with a red border, tied in a narrow wisp round his neck, who entered into conversation with everybody, and had something to say upon every remark that was made within his hearing.

He was standing with his arms folded, staring up at the balloon, and every now and then vented his feelings of reverence for the aeronaut, by saying, as he looked round to catch somebody's eye, 'He's a rum 'un is Green; think o' this here being up'ards of his two hundredth ascent; ecod, the man as is ekal to Green never had the toothache yet, nor won't have within this hundred year, and that's all about it.

When you meets with real talent, and native, too, encourage it, that's what I say;' and when he had delivered himself to this effect, he would fold his arms with more determination than ever, and stare at the balloon with a sort of admiring defiance of any other man alive, beyond himself and Green, that impressed the crowd with the opinion that he was an oracle.
'Ah, you're very right, sir,' said another gentleman, with his wife, and children, and mother, and wife's sister, and a host of female friends, in all the gentility of white pocket-handkerchiefs, frills, and spencers, 'Mr.Green is a steady hand, sir, and there's no fear about him.' 'Fear!' said the little man: 'isn't it a lovely thing to see him and his wife a going up in one balloon, and his own son and _his_ wife a jostling up against them in another, and all of them going twenty or thirty mile in three hours or so, and then coming back in pochayses?
I don't know where this here science is to stop, mind you; that's what bothers me.' Here there was a considerable talking among the females in the spencers.
'What's the ladies a laughing at, sir ?' inquired the little man, condescendingly.
'It's only my sister Mary,' said one of the girls, 'as says she hopes his lordship won't be frightened when he's in the car, and want to come out again.' 'Make yourself easy about that there, my dear,' replied the little man.
'If he was so much as to move a inch without leave, Green would jist fetch him a crack over the head with the telescope, as would send him into the bottom of the basket in no time, and stun him till they come down again.' 'Would he, though ?' inquired the other man.
'Yes, would he,' replied the little one, 'and think nothing of it, neither, if he was the king himself.

Green's presence of mind is wonderful.' Just at this moment all eyes were directed to the preparations which were being made for starting.

The car was attached to the second balloon, the two were brought pretty close together, and a military band commenced playing, with a zeal and fervour which would render the most timid man in existence but too happy to accept any means of quitting that particular spot of earth on which they were stationed.


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