The secretary, in returning thanks, observes that _he_ knows no more excellent individual than the chairman--except the senior officer of the charity, whose health _he_ begs to propose.

The senior officer, in returning thanks, observes that _he_ knows no more worthy man than the secretary--except Mr.Walker, the auditor, whose health _he_ begs to propose.

Mr.Walker, in returning thanks, discovers some other estimable individual, to whom alone the senior officer is inferior--and so they go on toasting and lauding and thanking: the only other toast of importance being 'The Lady Patronesses now present!' on which all the gentlemen turn their faces towards the ladies' gallery, shouting tremendously; and little priggish men, who have imbibed more wine than usual, kiss their hands and exhibit distressing contortions of visage.
We have protracted our dinner to so great a length, that we have hardly time to add one word by way of grace.

We can only entreat our readers not to imagine, because we have attempted to extract some amusement from a charity dinner, that we are at all disposed to underrate, either the excellence of the benevolent institutions with which London abounds, or the estimable motives of those who support them..