[True Tilda by Arthur Thomas Quiller-Couch]@TWC D-Link bookTrue Tilda CHAPTER IX 16/23
The superphosphates especially are--er--potent. And, by one of those coincidences we meet, perhaps, oftener than we note, Mr.Tench's initial is 'S'-- standing for Samuel." Mr.Mortimer extracted an egg from his basket and rubbed it with his bandanna thoughtfully before passing it down to his wife. "So you've been an' ordered the bills too ?" murmured Mr.Bossom. "And what will the bills run to ?--if, as the treasurer, I may make so bold." "To the sum of five shillings precisely, which will, of course, be hypothecated as a first charge upon our takings, and which I ask you, my dear Smiles, as treasurer to debit to that account in due form, here and now." It would have been hard to conceive any manner more impressively business-like than Mr.Mortimer's as he made this demand.
"You will excuse my putting it so plainly, Smiles, but I may venture a guess that in the matter of conducting a theatrical tour you are, comparatively speaking, a tiro ?" "I've got to account to 'Ucks, if that's what you mean," Sam assented. "The bill, Smiles, is the theatrical agent's first thought; the beginning which is notoriously half the battle.
For three-inch lettering--and to that I restricted myself--five shillings can only be called dirt cheap.
Listen--" PROFESSOR AND MADAME ST.
MAUR, OF THE LEADING LONDON THEATRES PART I .-- WITH VOICE AND LUTE, A POT-POURRI PART II .-- AN HOUR WITH THE BEST DRAMATISTS THE WHOLE TO CONCLUDE WITH THAT SIDE-SPLITTING DUOLOGUE ENTITLED, 'COURTSHIP IN THE RAIN' PASSION WITH REFINEMENT AND MIRTH WITHOUT VULGARITY _Reserved Seats, One Shilling.
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