I was thinking you might be interested in looking over a collection of war relics Mike has got stowed away here somewhere.

He had two boys over there, and I reckon they must have put in most of their time gathering up souvenirs.

Anyhow they brought back the greatest collection of war junk I've ever seen.

Say, Mike, what did you do with those war relics the boys sent home ?" The fellow addressed leaned over the bar, his face glowing with sudden interest.
"They vas in the back-room, all spread out.

Why you ask?
The gentlemen would see them, what ?" "Yes; this one was a soldier himself.