"If I want to see any of it I'll get you to show me round." "Just came along to th' Mousehole and ask for Peter Portgartha.

There's a great cave at the Mouse's Hole--that's what we call it hereabouts, that ain't to be beaten in the whole world.

If your good lady's here, bring her with you to see it.

There ain't nobody else can show it to her like I can.
The London ladies don't like goin' down the Mousehole cave as a rule, because it's a stiffish bit of a climb, and in the holiday season there's always a lot of raffish young fellows hangin' round to see the ladies go down--to see what they can see, you knaw.

But I never 'ave no accidents like that.