No, sir; when I put water in the milk, I do it out of kindness for the people who drink it.

I do it because I'm philanthropic--because I'm sensitive and can't bear to see folks suffer.

Now, s'pos'n a cow is bilious or something, and it makes her milk unwholesome.

I give it a dash or two of water, and up it comes to the usual level.

Water's the only thing that'll do it.