When Judge Twiddler got her home, he asked his hired man, Mooney, if he knew how to milk a cow, and Mooney said of course he did.

The animal, therefore, was consigned to Mooney's care.

On the next day, however, Mooney came into the house to see the judge, and he said, "Judge, that man cheated you in that cow.

Why, she's the awfullest old beast that ever stood on four legs Dry as punk; hasn't got a drop of milk in her.

That's a positive fact.