I am Barker, and this is the mat.

I invented it, and it's a big thing." "Is id thad thad smells so thudderig bad ?" asked the major, with his nostrils tightly shut.
"Yes, sir; smells very strong, but it's a healthy smell.

It's invigorating.

It braces the system.

I'll tell you--" "Gid oud with the blabed thig!" exclaimed the major.
"I must tell you all about it first.