But the bottles are to be carried in the pocket, so as to be ready for every emergency.

The disadvantage of this plan consists of the fact that the neutralizer is highly explosive, and if a man should happen to sit down on a bottle of it in his coat-tail pocket suddenly it might hist him through the roof.

But see how beautiful my scheme is." "Oh, thudder add lightnig! aid you ever goig to quid ?" "See how complete it is! By paying twenty dollars additional, every man who takes a mat has his life protected in the Hopelessly Mutual Accident Insurance Company, so that it really makes no great difference whether he is busted through the shingles or not.

Now, does it ?" "Oh, dode ask me.

I dode care a ced about id, adyway." "Well, then, what I want you to do is to give me a first-rate notice in your paper, describing the invention, giving the public some general notion of its merits and recommending its adoption into general use.