It's by odds the best joke I ever made.

You walk with your legs, and so that's the way you walk, and your legs are the ways.

See?
So, when you mend your legs, you mend your ways.

Ho, ho, ho! hee, hee! I'd no idea I could make such a fine joke!" "Just wonderful!" echoed the Chief.

"How do you manage to do it, Diksey ?" "I don't know," said Diksey modestly.