"Vy you ain't by dot elefen?
How dey going to vin bis you are behint left ?" "You have company in your misery, sir," said Officer Hemingway.
"I'm awfully sorry to say that Dick Prescott can't see today's game, either.

It's a whopping shame, but sometimes the law is powerless to do right." "What foolishness are you talking mit, vonce alretty ?" demanded Herr Schimmelpodt, looking bewildered.
"I've just been arrested, on a false charge of assault," Dick stated quietly.
"You?
Und you don't blay by der game yet' By der beard of Charlemagne," howled Herr Schimmelpodt excitedly, "ve see apoud dot!" Digging down into a trouser's pocket this enthusiastic old High School "rooter" brought up a roll of bills almost as large around as a loaf of bread..