Inestimable Dog.

Flew at the porter fellow when he was put into the dog-box, and flew at the guard when he was taken out.
He got half-a-dozen fellows into a Barn, and a good supply of Rats, and timed the Dog.

Finding the Dog able to do it immensely, made the match, and heavily backed the Dog.

When the match came off, some devil of a fellow was bought over, Sir, Dog was made drunk, Dog's master was cleaned out.' 'Mr Wobbler ?' inquired the suitor.
The gentleman who was spreading the marmalade returned, without looking up from that occupation, 'What did he call the Dog ?' 'Called him Lovely,' said the other gentleman.

'Said the Dog was the perfect picture of the old aunt from whom he had expectations.