Said the Captain, 'I think he's wise; a speech might offend.

What's wanted is an epigram--a good stinging epigram.

We could set it about, and, if it's sharp enough, no need to fear it won't travel.' He paused dubiously.
'After all, though, it's a bit unfair on Cranston.

Hang it, I've been a married man myself,' and he chuckled in unregenerate enjoyment.

'However, the seat's got to be won.