I make you this offer because I want to oblige the first lieutenant, who appears to take an interest about you, otherwise I am not very fond of having any intrusion upon my domestic happiness." I replied that I was much obliged to him for his kindness, and that if it would not put Mrs Trotter to an inconvenience, I should be happy to accept of his offer; indeed, I thought myself very fortunate in having met with such a friend.

I had scarcely time to reply, when I perceived a pair of legs, cased in black cotton stockings, on the ladder above us, and it proved that they belonged to Mrs Trotter, who came down the ladder with a net full of smoking potatoes.
"Upon my word, Mrs Trotter, you must be conscious of having a very pretty ankle, or you would not venture to display it, as you have to Mr Simple, a young gentleman whom I beg to introduce to you, and who, with your permission, will join our mess." "My dear Trotter, how cruel of you not to give me warning; I thought that nobody was below.

I declare I'm so ashamed," continued the lady, simpering, and covering her face with the hand which was unemployed.
"It can't be helped now, my love, neither was there anything to be ashamed of.

I trust Mr Simple and you will be very good friends.

I believe I mentioned his desire to join our mess." "I am sure I shall be very happy in his company.