"He'd jest suit a lazy man like me.

An' ez fur your makin' me the King o' France, mebbe you're more'n half right about that without knowin' it.

I hev all the instincts uv a king.

I like to be waited on, I like to eat when I'm hungry, I like to drink when I'm thirsty, I like to rest when I'm tired, an' I like to sleep when I'm sleepy.

You've heard o' children changed at birth by fairies an' sech like.