We drifts from one drink-shop to the other, arm in arm, as peaceful an' pleased a pair of sots as ever disturbs the better element.

Which we're the scandal of Tucson; we-all is that thickly amiable it's a insult to other men.

Thus ends my first dooel; a conflict as bloodless as she is victorious.

How long it would have took me an' Yuba to thoroughly cement our friendships will never be known.

At the finish, we-all is torn asunder by the Tucson marshal an' I'm returned to my camp onder gyard.