Too drunk to realise what she did, she decided for the latter.

She was kindly tended, set in a clean cosy bed, and watched over by a sister till the morning.

When she woke the sunlight streamed through the window, and the happy, unaccustomed surroundings surprised her.

'Where am I ?' she exclaimed in bewilderment.

'You are with The Salvation Army,' said the sister kindly and softly.
'Oh, goodness gracious,' roared the old woman, 'take me away, or I'll lose my reputation!' "Often in these long and comprehensive addresses The General told how he found the work of his life.