"You're inside the grounds and you've got to obey the rules, same as any tourist.

Right this way, sir; we'll take a turn just inside the wall.

Now, on your left, ladies and--ahem!--I should say--ahem!--sir, you may see the first turret ever built on the wall.

It is over four hundred years old.
On the right, we have--" "See here, Hobbs," said King, stopping short, "I'm damned if I'll let you lecture me as if I were a gang of hayseeds from Oklahoma." "Very good, sir.

No offence.