Secundo, because it is a shady place, obscure and dark, upon which the sun never shines.

And thirdly, because it is continually flabbelled, blown upon, and aired by the north winds of the hole arstick, the fan of the smock, and flipflap of the codpiece.

And lusty, my lads.

Some bousing liquor, page! So! crack, crack, crack.

O how good is God, that gives us of this excellent juice! I call him to witness, if I had been in the time of Jesus Christ, I would have kept him from being taken by the Jews in the garden of Olivet.