"Ye now behold Mister Matthew McCarthy, a king iv the noble Eldorado Dynasty by the strength iv his own right arm.

Me possessions is limitless.

I have more dust in wan minute than iver I saw in all me life before.

Me intintion for makin' this trip to the States is to look up me ancestors.

I have a firm belafe that they wance existed.
Ye may find nuggets in the Klondike, but niver good whiskey.