But let not mothers imagine that there is any new way of successfully training children, or of escaping the old-time self-denial and continuous painstaking.
Let this be the commencement of the law suit: OLD CRADLE versus PATENTED SELF-ROCKER.
Attorneys for plaintiff--all the cherished memories of the past.
Attorneys for the defendant--all the humbugs of the present.
For jury--the good sense of all Christendom.
Crier, open the court and let the jury be empaneled..