The theatrical troupe are not busy elsewhere on Sabbath, and you can get them at half price to sing the praises of the Lord.

Meet them in the green room at the close of the "Black Crook" and secure them.

They will come to church with opera-glasses, which will bring the minister so near to them they can, from their high perch, look clear down his throat and see his sermon before it is delivered.

They will make excellent poetry on Deacon Goodsoul as he carries around the missionary box.

They will write dear little notes to Gonzaldo, asking him how his cold is and how he likes gum-drops.