The poor widow with the two mites is applauded in Scripture because she paid cash down.

I have always noticed that you Pews make a big noise about Pulpit deficiencies, just in proportion to the little you do.

The fifty cents you pay is only premium on your policy of five dollars' worth of grumbling.

O critical Pew! you had better scour the brass number on your own door before you begin to polish the silver knob on mine." The Pew: "I think it is time for you to go away.

I am glad that conference is coming.