She had six photographs, but she called them scalps.

If you would give me your photograph I could label it A Scalp, and hang it in the Shop.

That would be very grown-up, wouldn't it ?" "You will 'ave your joke," said the Mayor in a hollow voice.

"I never met such a gurl as you for a bit of fun.

I don't believe you've got any 'eart." There, of course, he was right.