I hear that Hindenburg says the German Army intends to march through London the moment it can brush away the obstacles in front of it.

Have you considered what will happen to the traffic, because you know Germans on principle march on the wrong side of the street--indeed everybody in the world does, except the conscientious British.

Think of the knotted convulsions of traffic at the Bank, with a hundred thousand Boches goose-stepping on the wrong side of the road--think of poor thin Fleet Street, and the dam that would occur in Piccadilly Circus.

What do you policemen intend to do about it ?" "I don't know I'm sure, miss," said the newcomer coldly.

"It's a long time since I was on point duty.