I gather America is too full of Liberty to leave room for socialism, isn't that so?
My squirrel says there are only two parties in America, Republicans and Sinners--at least I think that was what he said--and anybody who belongs to neither of these parties is given penal servitude for life.

So I understood, but I may be wrong.

I am not very good at politics.

Anyway, my squirrel had to leave the Home of Liberty and come to England, so as to be able to say what he thought.

I wish I were there too.