I wuz in a big town once.

I told you about that time I went to Baltimore when I wuz a little boy, an' so I'm fit to tell you how to behave.

New Or-lee-yuns ain't like the woods, Jim.

Don't you be too handy with your gun.

Ef you see a man follerin' along behind you ez ef he wuz trailin' you, don't you up an' take a shot at him.