Now you all know there's goin' to be a stage in next week, and likely it'll bring the president of the New Jersey Gold Mills, who's been due here a couple of weeks.

Now here we are, hollerin' all the time for Eastern Capital.

What's the right thing for us to do when we get any Eastern Capital into our town?
This here man comes from Philadelphy, which I reckon is right near the place where oysters grows.

What are you goin' to _do_?
He's used to oysters; like enough he eats 'em every day in the year, because he's shore rich.

First thing he hollers for when he gets here is _oysters_.