"I calc'late mebby you think it's FUN to drag that there burro up over them rocks ?" "Sure, it isn't fun.

We didn't come out here for fun.

Go down and wait behind that bank, and come out into the channel when I give the word.
I want you coming up all-in, just as you look right now.

Sorry, but I can't let you wait to cool off, Applehead." "Well now," Applehead began with shortwinded sarcasm, "I'm s'posed to be outa grub.

Why didn't yuh up In' starve me fer a week or two, so'st I'd be gaunted up realistic?
Why didn't yuh break a laig fer me, sos't I kin show some five-cent bunch in a pitcher-show how bad I'm off?
Danged if I ain't jest about gettin' my hide full uh this here danged fool REELISM you're hollerin' fur all the time.