"I'll write up to New York this very day and tell her all, so help me Bob!" But "_l'homme propose_"-- you know the proverb.

Squire Brown, who lived half a mile off, and had never heard of Harriet in his life, altered Mr.Parmalee's plans.
The worthy squire, jogging along in his cart from market, came upon the artist, sitting on the top rail of the gate, whittling, and looking gloomily dejected.
"Hi! George, my boy!" cried out the squire, "what's gone wrong?
You look as dismal as a graveyard!" "W-a-a-l!" drawled the artist, who wasn't going to tell his troubles on the house-tops, "there ain't nothin' much to speak of.

It's the all-fired dullness of this pesky one-horse village, where there ain't nothin' stirrin', 'cept flies in fly-time, from one year's end to t'other." "See what comes of traveling," said Squire Brown.

"If you had stayed at home, instead of flying round England, you'd have been as right as a trivet.

My 'pinion is, you've been and left a gal behind.