4/18 For heaven's sake, Portlaw, you're becoming chuckle-headed with all your feeding and inertia and pampered self-indulgence. You're the limit!--with your thirty-eight-inch girth and your twin chins and baby wrists! You know, it's pitiable when I think what a clean-cut, decent-looking, decently set-up fellow you were only two years ago!--it's enough to make a cat sick!" "Can I help what I look like!" bellowed Portlaw wrathfully. "All you've got to do is to cuddle yourself less, and go out into the fresh air on your ridiculous legs--" "Ridiculous!" gasped the other. "Well, I'm damned if I stand _that_--!" "You won't be able to stand at all if you continue eating and sitting in arm-chairs. |