As it is now, you make nothing of it--it might have happened to anybody and it never came to anything, except that you went off into the wilderness and stayed alone.

You should tell how you fasted with him in a desert, and how he told you secrets and imparted his healing power to you.

Then get the reporters about you and talk queerly so that they can make a good story of it.

Also live on rice and speak with an accent--_any_ kind of accent would make you more interesting, Bernal.

Then preach your message, and I'd guarantee you a following of thousands in New York in a month.