He stood beside it, with his elbow on the mantelpiece, not in front of it with his legs apart, and I thought with a pang how much more graceful the American attitude was.
"Have you come back to tell us that we talk through our noses ?" he asked.
"I don't like being called an Anglomaniac," I replied, dropping my ring from one finger to another.

Fortunately I was sitting in a rocking chair--the only one I had not been able to persuade momma to have taken out of the drawing-room.

The rock was a considerable relief to my nerves.
"I knew that the cockneys on the other side were fond of inventing fictions about what they are pleased to call the 'American accent,'" continued Mr.Page, with a scorn which I felt in the very heels of my shoes, "but I confess I thought you too patriotic to be taken in by them." "Taken in by them" was hard to bear, but I thought if I said nothing at this point we might still have a peaceful evening.

So I kept silence.
"Of course, I speak as a mere product of the American Constitution--a common unit of the democracy," he went on, his sentences gathering wrath as he rolled them out, "but if there were such a thing as an American accent, I think I've lived long enough, and patrolled this little Union of ours extensively enough, to hear it by this time.

But it appears to be necessary to reside four months in England, mixing freely with earls and countesses, to detect it." "Perhaps it is," I said, and I _may_ have smiled.
"I should hate to pay the price." Mr.Page's tone distinctly expressed that the society of earls and countesses would be, to him, contaminating.
Again I made no reply.