It will be appropriately called, _The Bailiff's Beacon or a Strengthener for tender Consciences_, By their friend and brother Christian, Solomon M'Slime, Attorney at Law.
"Verily, my lines have been made to fall in pleasant places.

On yesterday, I had the satisfaction to be appointed _soul_ agent to the Religious Cosmopolitan Assurance Association, being a branch of the Grand Junction Spiritual Railway Society for travellers to a better world.

The salary is liberal, but the appointment--especially to a man of sincere principles--is full of care and responsibility.

Allow me, my dear Val, to recommend you and your friends to purchase shares in the Spiritual Railway Society--it is under Him the safest of all associations yet established.

The arrangements are admirably adapted for the projects in view.