A BULLET IN ARCADIA "It's time you were in bed," said Diane.

"Johnny's out staring at the moon and that's the final chore of the evening.

Besides, it's nine o'clock." "I shan't go to bed," Philip protested.

"Johnny spread this tarpaulin by the fire expressly for me to recline here and think and smoke and b'jinks! I'm going to! After buying me two shirts yesterday and tobacco to-day--to say nothing of bringing home an unknown chicken for invalid stew, I can't with decency offend him." "I can't see why he's taken such a tremendous shine to you!" complained Diane mockingly.
"Nor I!" agreed Philip, knocking the ashes from his pipe.
"You've been filling his pockets with money!" accused Diane indignantly.

"It's the only explanation of the demented way he trots around after you." "Disposition, beauty, singular grace and common sense all pale in the face of the ulterior motive," Philip modestly told his pipe.