"Where did you steal that turkey ?" asked the policeman.

"It's no turkey; it's a goose that I bought in the town to give you." "Fact," said the policeman, "it _is_ the finest goose I ever saw.

Where _did_ you buy it ?" Yes, many's the time I have given a shilling (three fourpence) to a policeman to let me pitch my tent with the children.

{209} GUDLO VII.

HOW A GIPSY LOST THREEPENCE.
Yeckorus a choro mush besht a lay ta kair trin horras-worth o' peggi for a masengro.