I was drivin' 'round there once, an' I met an Irishman with a big drove o' hogs.
"'Hello, Pat!' I says, 'where 'd all them hogs come from ?' "'Stofford,' he says.
"'Wa'al,' I says, 'I wouldn't 'a' thought the' was so many hogs _in_ Stofford.' "'Oh, be gobs!' he says, 'sure they're _all_ hogs in Stofford;' an'," declared David, "the bears ben sellin' that pork up in Chicago as if the hull everlastin' West was _all_ hogs." "It's very tempting," said John thoughtfully.
"Wa'al," said David, "I don't want to tempt ye exac'ly, an' certain I don't want to urge ye.

The' ain't no sure things but death an' taxes, as the sayin' is, but buyin' pork at these prices is buyin' somethin' that's got value, an' you can't wipe it out.

In other words, it's buyin' a warranted article at a price consid'ably lower 'n it c'n be produced for, an' though it may go lower, if a man c'n _stick_, it's bound to level up in the long run." Our friend sat for some minutes apparently looking into the fire, but he was not conscious of seeing anything at all.

Finally he rose, went over to Mr.Harum's desk, figured the interest on the certificates up to the first of January, indorsed them, and filling up a check for the balance of the amount in question, handed the check and certificate to David.
"Think you'll go it, eh ?" said the latter.
"Yes," said John; "but if I take the quantity you suggest, I shall have nothing to remargin the trade in case the market goes below a certain point." "I've thought of that," replied David, "an' was goin' to say to you that I'd carry the trade down as fur as your money would go, in case more margins had to be called." "Very well," said John.

"And will you look after the whole matter for me ?" "All right," said David.
John thanked him and returned to the front room.
* * * * * There were times in the months which followed when our friend had reason to wish that all swine had perished with those whom Shylock said "your prophet the Nazarite conjured the devil into;" and the news of the world in general was of secondary importance compared with the market reports.
After the purchase pork dropped off a little, and hung about the lower figure for some time.