"This is about all sorts of different animals,--and it's funny, too: "The whale is smooth, and black as jet His disposition sweet; He neatly combs his hair, and yet He will not wipe his feet.
"The wombat's clever and polite, And kind as he can be; And yet he doesn't bow quite right When he goes out to tea.
"The snake is bright and understands Whatever he is taught; And yet he never will shake hands As cordial people ought.
"'Most everybody loves the newt; But I've heard people tell, That though he's handy with a flute He can't sew very well.
"So animals, as you may see, Some grave defects display; They're not like human beings.

We Are perfect every way." "Oh, that's a fine one!" cried Hester.

"Mayn't I copy that, and have it to keep ?" "Of course," said King.

"I'll make you a copy on the typewriter.

Now, here's a silly one.