Promise you won't breathe one word!" "Not a word!" "Well, then--Scott was going to tell you, anyway!--we _think_--but, of course, we are not sure by any means!--but we venture to think that we have discovered a disease which kills Rose-beetles.

We don't know exactly what it is yet, or how they get it, but we are practically convinced that it is a sort of fungus." She was very serious, very earnest, charming in her conscientious imitation of that scientific caution which abhors speculation and never dares assert anything except dry and proven facts.
"What are you and Scott aiming at?
Are you going to try to start an epidemic among the Rose-beetles ?" he inquired.
"Oh, it's far too early to even outline our ideas----" "That's right; don't tell anything Scott wants to keep quiet about! I'll never say a word, Kathleen, only if you'll take my advice, feed 'em fungus! Stuff 'em with it three times a day--give it to them boiled, fried, au gratin, a la Newburg! That'll fetch 'em!...

How is old Scott, anyway ?" "Perfectly well," she said demurely.

"He informs us daily that he weighs one hundred and ninety pounds, and stands six feet two in his snow-shoes.

He always mentions it when he tells us that he is going to scrub your face in a snow-drift, and Geraldine invariably insists that he isn't man enough.