Now no human words can give you any notion of why I brought you here.

It was one of those quite arbitrary emotions, like jumping off a cliff or falling in love.

Suffice it to say that you were an inexpressibly irritating fellow, and, to do you justice, you are still.

I would break twenty oaths of secrecy for the pleasure of taking you down a peg.

That way you have of lighting a cigar would make a priest break the seal of confession.