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The Prince and The Pauper

CHAPTER XIV
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Two days gone by, when your Majesty faulted thrice in your Greek--in the morning lessons,--dost remember it ?" "Y-e-s--methinks I do.

(It is not much of a lie--an' I had meddled with the Greek at all, I had not faulted simply thrice, but forty times.) Yes, I do recall it, now--go on." "The master, being wroth with what he termed such slovenly and doltish work, did promise that he would soundly whip me for it--and--" "Whip THEE!" said Tom, astonished out of his presence of mind.

"Why should he whip THEE for faults of mine ?" "Ah, your Grace forgetteth again.

He always scourgeth me when thou dost fail in thy lessons." "True, true--I had forgot.

Thou teachest me in private--then if I fail, he argueth that thy office was lamely done, and--" "Oh, my liege, what words are these?
I, the humblest of thy servants, presume to teach THEE ?" "Then where is thy blame?
What riddle is this?
Am I in truth gone mad, or is it thou?
Explain--speak out." "But, good your Majesty, there's nought that needeth simplifying .-- None may visit the sacred person of the Prince of Wales with blows; wherefore, when he faulteth, 'tis I that take them; and meet it is and right, for that it is mine office and my livelihood." {1} Tom stared at the tranquil boy, observing to himself, "Lo, it is a wonderful thing,--a most strange and curious trade; I marvel they have not hired a boy to take my combings and my dressings for me--would heaven they would!--an' they will do this thing, I will take my lashings in mine own person, giving God thanks for the change." Then he said aloud-- "And hast thou been beaten, poor friend, according to the promise ?" "No, good your Majesty, my punishment was appointed for this day, and peradventure it may be annulled, as unbefitting the season of mourning that is come upon us; I know not, and so have made bold to come hither and remind your Grace about your gracious promise to intercede in my behalf--" "With the master?
To save thee thy whipping ?" "Ah, thou dost remember!" "My memory mendeth, thou seest.


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