"I have committed no crime here.

I have played golf with all the respectable old gentlemen in the place, and I have given the committee some excellent advice as to the two new holes.

I have played bridge down at the club--we will call it bridge!--and I have kept my temper like an angel.

I have dined at Mess and told them at least a dozen new stories.

I have kept my blinds drawn at night, and I have not a wireless secreted up the chimney.