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A Busy Year at the Old Squire’s

CHAPTER XXVI
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"I'd make greenbacks on't!" he shouted, and then there was great applause.
That solution of the financial problem sounded simple enough; and yet it was not quite so clear as it might be.
Uncle Solon went on to picture what a bright day would dawn if only the national government would be reasonable and issue plenty of greenbacks; and when he had finished his speech, he invited every one who was in doubt, or had anything on his mind, to ask questions.
"Ask me everything you want to!" he cried.

"Ask me about anything that's troublin' your mind, and I'll answer if I can, and the best I can." There was something about Uncle Solon which naturally invited confidence, and for fully half an hour the people asked questions, to all of which he replied after his quaint, honest fashion.
"You might ask him what makes cows give bitter milk," Willis whispered to me, and laughed.

"He's an old farmer." "I should like to," said I, but I had no thoughts of doing so--when suddenly Willis spoke up: "Uncle Solon, there is a young fellow here who would like to ask you what makes his cows give bitter milk this fall, but he is bashful." "Haw! haw!" laughed Uncle Solon.

"Wal, now, he needn't be bashful with me, for like's not I can tell him.

Like's not 'tis the bitterness in the hearts o' people, that's got into the dumb critters." Uncle Solon's eyes twinkled, and he laughed, as did everybody else.
"Or, like's not," he went on, "'tis something the critters has et.
Shouldn't wonder ef 'twas.


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