It's dawning on me! I believe I've got it! I'm going to call it 'The Anglo-Saxon League.' We'll get everybody to join, and fix its first festival for the 31st of March.

It should just take the wind out of those silly nationality tricks.

I'll speak to Miss Rodgers and ask her to let us have a parade and dance, with prizes for the best costumes.

They'd love that, anyhow.

I'll call a meeting in the gym and put it to them.