An' how do you want to work the thing out ?' "'This way,' says I.'You, Miguel--' "'Jiguel,' says he.
"'The earl,' says I, not mindin' his interruption, 'an' me, your noble earl-ess, will go to some good place or other--it don't matter much jus' where, and whatever house we live in we'll call our castle an' we'll consider it's got draw-bridges an' portcullises an' moats an' secrit dungeons, an' we'll remember our noble ancesters, an' behave accordin'.
An' the people we meet we can make into counts and dukes and princes, without their knowin' anything about it; an' we can think our clothes is silk an' satin an' velwet, all covered with dimuns an' precious stones, jus' as well as not.' "'Jus' as well,' says he.
"'An' then,' I went on, 'we can go an' have chi-VAL-rous adventures,--or make believe we're havin' 'em,--an' build up a atmosphere of romanticness aroun' us that'll carry us back--' "'To ole Virginny,' says he.
"'No,' says I, 'for thousands of years, or at least enough back for the times of tournaments and chi-VAL-ry.' "'An' so your idea is that we make believe all these things, an' don't pay for none of 'em, is it ?' says he.
"'Yes,' says I; 'an' you, Miguel--' "'Jiguel,' says he.
"'Can ask me, if you don't know what chi-VAL-ric or romantic thing you ought to do or to say so as to feel yourself truly an' reely a earl, for I've read a lot about these people, an' know jus' what ought to be did.' "Well, he set himself down an' thought a while, an' then he says, 'All right.

We'll do that, an' we'll begin to-morrow mornin', for I've got a little business to do in the city which wouldn't be exactly the right thing for me to stoop to after I'm a earl, so I'll go in an' do it while I'm a common person, an' come back this afternoon, an you can walk about an' look at the dry falls, an' amuse yourself gen'rally, till I come back.' "'All right,' says I, an' off he goes.
"He come back afore dark, an' the nex' mornin' we got ready to start off.
"'Have you any particular place to go ?' says he.
"'No,' says I, 'one place is as likely to be as good as another for our style o' thing.

If it don't suit, we can imagine it does.' "'That'll do,' says he, an' we had our trunk sent to the station, and walked ourselves.

When we got there, he says to me, "Which number will you have, five or seven ?' "'Either one will suit me, Earl Miguel,' says I.
"'Jiguel,' says he, 'an' we'll make it seven.

An' now I'll go an' look at the time-table, an' we'll buy tickets for the seventh station from here.