An' now, here's two tickets for to-night, which you an' your husband can have, if you like, for I can't go.

They're to a meetin' of the Hudson County Enter-mo-logical Society, over to Hoboken, at eight o'clock.' "'Over to Hoboken!' says I; 'that's a long way.' "'Oh no, it isn't,' says he.

'An' it wont cost you a cent, but the ferry.

They couldn't have them shows in the city, for, if the creatures was to get loose, there's no knowin' what might happen.

So take 'em, an' have as much fun as you can for the rest of your trip.