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The Confessions of Artemas Quibble

CHAPTER VI
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We cherished our anger until an appropriate occasion should present itself for getting even with him, which occurred sooner than any of us, least of all the "General," expected.
It so happened that one of the victims, having failed to "come across" substantially enough, discovered very shortly another libelous paragraph, which reflected very seriously upon his young and attractive wife; and as it was pretty generally known at the time that the "General" and ourselves had parted company, the husband forthwith came to us for advice.
"Of course," said he ruefully, "I can't thrash a white-haired villain who is old enough to be my grandfather, even if I could get to him, which is unlikely.

You know he has an inner office 'way off from the rest and sneaks in and out, up and down the back stairs.

A suit for libel wouldn't do any good and the publicity would hurt more than the satisfaction I might get out of a verdict.
But vengeance I'll have--at any cost.

How can I get it ?" Gottlieb pondered the matter for several days and at last sent for his new client, at the same time making an appointment at our office with a well-known feather-weight prize-fighter.
"If you will leave this matter to me I'll guarantee--for a thousand dollars--that the 'General' shall receive as severe a pounding as his old carcass can stand." The client joyfully wrote out a check to our order and an hour later Hennessey, the celebrated bantam, arrayed in the uniform of an overgrown messenger boy, called with a letter at the "General's" office and asked to see him.

He had, he insisted, orders to deliver the letter into nobody's hands but those of the "General" himself, and on this pretext in due course found himself, after being led through a labyrinth of passages and stairs, in the presence of our ex-client.
"Are you General -- -- ?" he inquired.
"That's my name," answered the "General." "I've got a letter for yous," continued the bantam, fumbling in his cap and producing two letters, one of which he handed over.
The "General" took it and his eye glinted for he perceived that it was addressed to a very well-known member of society whose escapades were notorious.


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