Turk, Arab, Copt, and Druse, I know every one of them, and can make you as well acquainted with them as myself.

Without stirring a step beyond your threshold, you shall know Syria as well as I do .-- But one good turn deserves another--in that case, you must have the goodness to dine with me." "I go seldom abroad, sir," said the minister, with a good deal of hesitation, for his habits of solitude and seclusion could not be entirely overcome, even by the expectation raised by the traveller's discourse; "yet I cannot deny myself the pleasure of waiting on a gentleman possessed of so much experience." "Well then," said Mr.Touchwood, "three be the hour--I never dine later, and always to a minute--and the place, the Cleikum Inn, up the way; where Mrs.Dods is at this moment busy in making ready such a dinner as your learning has seldom seen, Doctor, for I brought the receipts from the four different quarters of the globe." Upon this treaty they parted; and Mr.Cargill, after musing for a short while upon the singular chance which had sent a living man to answer those doubts for which he was in vain consulting ancient authorities, at length resumed, by degrees, the train of reflection and investigation which Mr.Touchwood's visit had interrupted, and in a short time lost all recollection of his episodical visitor, and of the engagement which he had formed.
Not so Mr.Touchwood, who, when not occupied with business of real importance, had the art, as the reader may have observed, to make a prodigious fuss about nothing at all.

Upon the present occasion, he bustled in and out of the kitchen, till Mrs.Dods lost patience, and threatened to pin the dish-clout to his tail; a menace which he pardoned, in consideration, that in all the countries which he had visited, which are sufficiently civilized to boast of cooks, these artists, toiling in their fiery element, have a privilege to be testy and impatient.

He therefore retreated from the torrid region of Mrs.
Dods's microcosm, and employed his time in the usual devices of loiterers, partly by walking for an appetite, partly by observing the progress of his watch towards three o'clock, when he had happily succeeded in getting an employment more serious.

His table, in the blue parlour, was displayed with two covers, after the fairest fashion of the Cleikum Inn; yet the landlady, with a look "civil but sly," contrived to insinuate a doubt whether the clergyman would come, "when a' was dune." Mr.Touchwood scorned to listen to such an insinuation until the fated hour arrived, and brought with it no Mr.Cargill.The impatient entertainer allowed five minutes for difference of clocks, and variation of time, and other five for the procrastination of one who went little into society.